1. Miley Cyrus
On Instagram and Facebook, artist Danny Evans goes by another name, Planet Hiltron. Here, he gives celebrities “make-unders” to show what they would look like as everyday people. For example, here he gives the make-under treatment to Miley Cyrus. The real Miley sang that she “came in like a wrecking ball.” But this other Miley would never sing that, because she once saw a wrecking ball tear down the local mall and she’s still upset about it.
2. Brad And Angelina
And here Planet Hiltron gave a make-under to former couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. In the real world, it’s unclear why this couple split up. But in the make-under world, it looks like they split because she wanted to go to church, and he wanted to go to a tractor pull.
3. Madonna And Lady Gaga
In our present realm, Madonna and Lady Gaga are two of the biggest stars in the world. But somewhere out there is a parallel universe where these two never attempted to make it in the music biz. Instead, they’re just a couple of gal pals from the accounting department who like to let loose with a glass of wine every once in a while.
4. Kanye And Kim
In our current universe, you have to watch a TV show if you want to keep up with the Kardashians. But in this alternate universe, the only way to keep up is by being on the mailing list for Kim and Kanye’s Christmas family newsletter. It only goes out to close friends and family, so if you get it, consider yourself lucky.
5. Nicole Richie
Nicole Richie is the daughter of Lionel Richie who currently stars on NBC’s Great News. Before that, she was on a reality series with Paris Hilton. On the other hand, this other version of Nicole doesn’t need a reality show, because she’s living The Simple Life first-hand.
6. Gwyneth Paltrow
The real Gwyneth is a movie star who also runs a much-criticized lifestyle website called Goop. But somewhere out there is Gwyneth’s doppleganger who looks like this, and may not even have ever heard of Goop. Which might make this Gwyneth just a notch better than the real one.
7. Sarah Jessica Parker
The real Sarah Jessica Parker’s best known role is Carrie from Sex And The City. On the other hand, this Sarah Jessica Parker appears to spend most of her time in the country. She and her female friends were probably big Sex And The City fans, but she’s probably more of a Charlotte than a Carrie.
The real Rihanna’s job is a professional superstar singer and occasional actress. This Rihanna, on the other hand, is a friendly receptionist at a small real estate agency. At least that’s what we assume she does for her “work, work, work, work, work, work.”
9. Johnny Depp
The real Johnny Depp is known for playing Captain Jack Sparrow. But this Johnny Depp is known for playing bass in a Pantera tribute band. However, if you pay them enough money, they’ll also do weddings.
10. Jay-Z And Beyonce
You know what? This version of Jay-Z and Beyonce looks almost as good as the real thing. Even if you try to give this power couple a “make-under,” they still would be the best-looking couple at every single PTA meeting.
11. Tom Cruise
The real Tom Cruise once jumped on a couch because he was excited about how much he loves Katie Holmes. But this Tom Cruise jumps on a couch whenever his favorite football team scores a touchdown. So they’re basically the same person.
12. Jon Hamm
Jon Hamm is known for his suave good looks and affable charm, even when playing unlikable characters. But what if traded in those looks for something more like this? In that case, you’d still probably find him quite charming, even though he now looks like the world’s biggest fan of Nickelback.
13. Scarlett Johansson
In one dimension, Scarlett Johansson is the superstar actress known for her work in The Avengers, Lucy and more. In another dimension, she’s known for her work in updating your computer’s software as a member of the company’s IT department.
14. David And Victoria Beckham
We know David and Victoria as a star soccer player and Posh Spice, respectively. But there’s also these cones of the couple, where one coaches soccer for junior high kids, and the other reaching towards being posh but isn’t quite there yet. In other words, for now she’s just a “Wannabe.”
15. Nicole Kidman
Don’t be fooled by this picture of Nicole Kidman. It’s not real, just one of many Big Little Lies.
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